Thursday, November 26, 2020

MyBrother©2020TonyFallon1117

 

MyBrother©2020TonyFallon1117



The first few times I met her, she was only just a child

I knew she was a special person by the way she smiled
I was far too shy to start a real conversation 
And I probably could not handle the situation

I probably would have messed up I was just eleven
But I really thought I had died and gone to heaven
So I kept my big mouth silenced like my tongue was bitten
But I can admit it now I was really smitten

I said to my brother to that girl I'll once be married
Said my brother I do not think you need being hurried
You have not even asked her cranky father for her hand
And how will you get all the money for the wedding band

He just kept on talking, talking said I must be raving
He said no girl would marry a man that wasn't yet shaving
Often you'd think your brother would be a regular bloke
And not the kind who enjoys sending your dreams up in smoke

I knew my brother was right and I'd have to bide my time
But a person can have secret dreams and that is no crime
As the years went by I dabbled sports grew up and matured
She and I were always together I felt so assured

But her father didn't like me I was only a dumb jock
I met him on the street one day I said that was a crock
For that little righteous outburst I am totally banned
I found my brother was right and I found it out first hand

Mary’sTurkey©2020TonyFallon1124.

 

Mary’sTurkey©2020TonyFallon1124.


Mary had a little lamb ,

She also had a goat

She got an email from Noah

They all went in the boat


She had hens and ducks

And a turkey for Noah’s wife

But they had two already

So Mrs Noah used the knife


She put him in a pot

And for hours let him simmer

It was not the Pilgrims

Had the first Thanksgiving dinner.


Mary missed her turkey

And she began to cry

Mrs Noah had no compassion

Said just eat your thigh.