Sunday, December 31, 2017

The Meeting © Tony Fallon123117

The Meeting © Tony Fallon123117

When I bumped into you I really got a bit of a fright
I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me I turned white
The story had been that you’d gone home to write
I was not expecting to meet you in the bar last night

Two more days to New Year’s I really was delighted
 I found your poem in my book which I then recited
You loved it and you laughed your laugh I really was excited
I shouldn’t get my hopes up but the flame was again ignited

I didn’t beat around the bush I needed information
I asked you if you were happy with our separation
I didn’t mean for it to turn into a confrontation
Your answer very clearly needed no translation

Your mood quickly changed the laughter disappeared
There was no more stroking of my long hair or my beard
I knew the answer as you paused long before you spoke

Any chance of reigniting our romance just went up in smoke.

New Year’s Eve © Tony Fallon 123117

New Year’s Eve © Tony Fallon 123117

It’s the day before New Year’s and time to reflect
As from our old habits we try to disconnect
To make them important we say resolutions
To give up something without substitutions

We also think back to days of yore
And friends who died in some foreign war
I also remember a death that really shocked me
A young man dyeing of a heart attack at age twenty three

We who are immigrants are not always up to date
And when the neighbor dies its already too late
Sickness can be cured but death can’t be prevented
And if you die in a sick bed I’m sure you’ve repented

When I was a young lad I thought sixty five
Would be as many years as I would survive
I think I’m alive because I don’t smoke anymore cigarettes
And for that New Year’s resolution I have no regrets


Missing you. © Tony Fallon 421 17

Missing you. © Tony Fallon 421 17

I can’t fall in love with another because I cannot pretend
The great love I had for you has suddenly come to an end
Friends say I’m acting hopeless and wander around like I’m lost
The end of   the days we spent together has certainly come at a cost

I never met anyone remotely like you until I was old and grey
You seemed like a gift sent from heaven on that one special day
You were honest and cheerful you were polite you were kind
You said both our stars up in heaven must finally be aligned

I enjoyed your kind of unique company and I didn’t cling
You enjoyed your freedom and you said you didn’t need a ring
You said “together without a ring we would either sink or swim
Neither of us picked the other on some silly teenage whim
Our love for each other was permanent and not fleeting
And a little band of gold never kept a cheater from cheating”

But you had this one little secret which you kept concealed
Which in your Dear John Letter to me you have finally revealed
The letter (but not the secret) to me was so hurtful and stunning
I knew the secret months ago I wish you would stop running
You can’t run away from problems whenever they suddenly appear
You must trust someone who loves you help face down your fear

You have made your decision and moved to some other town
You don’t have to look over your shoulder I won’t hunt you down
You had a reason for leaving but your memory does not get dimmer
The thoughts of living without you daily grow grim and grimmer
This constant moving on your mind must be exacting a terrible toll
I wish I had you here to love me I wish I had you here to console

But if you ever decide to return just bring two strong cups of tea
And say there was a big crowd and a very long line at the local deli
You’ll be forgiven for this little fib as you’ve never before lied

I’ll be waiting here for you forever with my arms opened wide.

The Old Years © Tony Fallon.6317

The Old Years © Tony Fallon.6317

As old age approaches I am full of fears
Will you be here though those old years?
Will you hold my hands when I am old? 
Will you hold my hands when they are cold?
In the spring when days are gaining hours
Will you join me as I plant new flowers?
In the summer heat when I’m exhausted
Will you bring me ice cold water from the faucet?
In the Autumn will you help me tie my boots,
And come outside and help me harvest the fruits?.
As old age approaches I am full of fears
Will you be here though those old years?
If I try to sing our favorite song
Will you sit with me and sing along?
When I’m in bed and I cannot sleep
Will you help me count the sheep?
Will you think I’m crazy and going senile
If for no reason at all I suddenly smile?
I’ll probably be thinking of a far off day

When we were young and could run and play.
If you weren’t with me I don’t know what I’d do,
I was so blessed when God sent me you. 
As old age approaches I am full of fears
Will you be with me through those years?

The Heart© Tony Fallon10917

The Heart© Tony Fallon10917

The heart you drew in my book was so finely traced
It looked like it was beating it wasn’t drawn in haste
You wrote the love in your heart would never be erased

I closed the book so quickly with my face turning red
If any other boy ever saw it I might as well be dead
They would surely tease me that we would soon be wed

But moments later I felt overcome with a feeling of joy
You could have chosen anyone but you picked me as your boy
The honor you had bestowed on me I could not openly enjoy

Yet this was awful sudden for a girl known as being sedate
We hadn’t even held hands once or gone out on a date

And I really didn’t want to be tied down at the age of eight.

Saturday, December 30, 2017

In The Diner© Tony Fallon 123017

In The Diner© Tony Fallon 123017

BEFORE YOU READ THIS POEM THERE ARE TWO ENDINGS
PLEASE READ BOTH BEFORE COMMENTING.

The conversation was going nowhere their voices were raised
He looked like he had been drinking his eyes were glazed
She said she had to return to her job to earn compensation
And couldn’t waste her time with this stupid conversation
He said you know I love you but you are not at all sincere
If you don’t quit this fucking job tonight I am out of here

The girl was quite beautiful but she seemed in great despair
She had just broken up I think there was no more affair
She was working in the local diner and she kept on serving
I sat at the table eating my meal casually observing
She came over to my table and said how about ice cream
I have a half off coupon which you can immediately redeem
            FIRST ENDING
They found her body in the river both her lungs collapsed
From the time I saw her in the diner ten hours had elapsed
I could have wound up in the river too if I had become involved
The police have a suspect in mind the case will soon be solved
I don’t know if I know the guilty one I did nor see him return
So I’ll mind my own business it’s none of my concern
………SECOND ENDING
I asked her if she had a ride home she said she did not
And she was afraid to go outside that he’d kill her in the lot
She said she’d be welcome at her mother on the mountain top
And he would never venture there her father was a cop
I talked to her mother on the phone and she gave me the address
And every time I go into the diner now I get a hug and a big caress.

If I write 3 more tomorrow I will have written 61 since Nov 1.

The chain Letter © Tony Fallon 91217.

The chain Letter © Tony Fallon 91217.

I got a chain letter the other day
Telling me to pass it on right away
When I received the message I was aghast
I never heard from that sender in the past
It wasn’t for money but to say a prayer
For some poor devil or other in despair
It was someone they had befriended
And if I broke the chain they’d be offended
It also contained one more complaint
I’d go to hell if I didn’t pray to a certain saint.
I had to send it out immediately to nine
And special prayers would be said at the shrine
I was fairly certain this letter had to be a fake
To pass it to my friends would be a big mistake
So I said to myself this will not be shared
Do you think I’m going to my maker unprepared?
And then into my mind there crept a little doubt
What would happen to if this person was devout
This letter could be real and not invented
For the rest of my life I could be tormented
To be so callous I could not be enticed
To help one in need a child of Christ
So if tomorrow you get a letter that is a chain
I hope you’ll say prayers to ease my pain


Exes (Valentines).© Tony Fallon 2/17/17 s.

Exes © Tony Fallon 2/17/17
So you have come here to cry
To let your bygones go by
To see if again we can be whole
After you have ripped apart my soul
After spending most of my pay
On gifts for you on Valentine’s Day
When I came to your pad ‘
You had gone out with another lad
I walked the lonely streets for hours
To a bag lady I gave your flowers
She gave me this incredible toothy smile
She said “Thank you sir I like your style
You know I used to walk here with a pram
But I lost my only son in Vietnam’’
Now here was a woman who was not irate
Why should I be upset with a broken date?
So there I decided I’d never be a friend
To anybody on whom I couldn’t depend
Your dream is of one day being a star
Mine of one day owning a second hand car
I’m like the turtle you’re like the hare
You will never stop running until you get there
Where you are going do you really know?
Is it Hollywood or a Broadway show?
You are not really mean or vicious
But your conduct leaves the other suspicious
You and I could only lead to bitter fights
You would always be tempted by city lights
You could be at home in Paris or Cannes
Surrounded by your adoring fans
The other night you treated me rather crass
I’m afraid the romance is over my little lass.


Christmas night © by Tony Fallon.010217

Christmas night © by Tony Fallon.010217
I woke up with a start I felt your presence there
Sitting across from me on your old broken chair
Something rolled down my cheek I tasted salty tears
The first Christmas you were missing in nearly fifty years
Outside the rain was lashing against the window pane
Inside your dog was straining trying to slip his chain
How can I forget the day we met and you with that big eye patch
To hide the big black swollen eye you got in a boxing match
Later I saw you at the dance hall you could really use your feet,
I guess that came from your hard training as a boxing athlete.
When you asked me out to dance I said yes without a fuss
As we danced across the floor all eyes were trained on us.
I who was so excited I could hardly breathe in or exhale
You with the black eye patch and a big long pony tail
I marveled at the way you guided me without any faults.
Through quick steps, foxtrots and an old time Irish waltz.
We danced the whole night long you would not let me go
The other girls were jealous as hell and I was all aglow
I loved every thing about you especially your brains
And I didn’t want them ruined by long fighting campaigns
You asked if I would be your girl after the Highland fling
And I said I would only if you gave up the boxing ring.
While you pondered your answer I was in an awful state.
And I felt worse later when I found out that you were great.
I had no idea you had almost gotten to your boyhood dream
And that you were one of the favorites for the Olympic team
You said you’d think about it and you’d not lead me astray
That you’d give up boxing if I agreed on a wedding day.
When we became an item idle tongues did surely wag,
Friends and both of our families raised a warning flag.
That I was far too old for you they all did readily agree
I was almost twenty nine  and you were just twenty three
You were to them like Anthony and I was no Cleopatra
But we knew we could do it our way just like Frank Sinatra
I never regretted our decision you were so kind and gentle
Even headed good hearted and never temper mental
I loved to walk with you in autumn down by the river
And share your coat or sweater if I started to shiver
Remember the pictures we took of the rising of the moon,
And heard ducks quacking and the plaintive cry of a loon.
Other days we’d sit in parks beneath old spreading trees
Then eat homemade sandwiches made of ham and cheese
We always helped each other sow flowers in the early spring
Or listen to the birds in the trees as to their loves they’d sing.
We often watched the deer and her baby roam around so free
As they ate apples on the ground or sometimes from our tree
Or watched snapping turtle babies head off for their pond
On the other side of the highway in the valley far beyond.
Or chase after the little rabbits as they did their bunny hop
Heading off to their mother bellies full of our lettuce crop.
And when I got to the garden where they had left some poop,
You would joke with me half hearted about having rabbit soup.
Nearly all were here today Jim and Jack and Pat and Mary
Nelly had some excuse and couldn’t make it she is so contrary
The grand children all were here the girls and the boys
Cap guns, whistles, computers and all other kinds of toys.
Were scattered round the floor all day a regular mess
But I did enjoy all the extra company I readily confess
Johnny just turned 18 the one we thought would be a writer
Has fallen in love with your medals and wants to be a fighter
He said he’s read everything about you on a Google page.
And how you turned the Golden Gloves into your own rampage.
When again I hear of you and fighting my eyes turn damp.
 I think of you again my darling, my one and only Champ.



At the North Pole © Tony Fallon 122617

At the North Pole © Tony Fallon 122617
When Santa got home this morning he was full of soot
His pants was torn and he only a sock on his right foot
Mrs. Claus met him at the door and sent him to the shed
Saying nobody looking like that is getting into my bed
She handed him a bucket of water a bar soap and towels
Saying if you hear something saying “who ?” it’ll be the owls
She said when you get back you’d better smell like a rose
And the last thing she gave him was a bag with clean clothes.
When he entered the shed even the pig was not impressed
And he kept grunting as Santa became more undressed
With the smell of the pig he thought he’d suffocate
By now he thought he’d be in bed starting to hibernate.
The reindeer were all scattered around burying into the straw
Trying desperately to warm themselves, trying to thaw
This was not an easy Christmas, for either man or beast
With so many big storms in America especially in the East
Bags for politicians were undelivered as they were quite naughty
Treating poor people with arrogance they were even haughty
So you can fool the people from Miami Utah and Atlanta
But when it comes to conclusions you can’t hood wink old Santa

The other computer is down © Tony Fallon122717.

The other computer is down © Tony Fallon122717.
When I came in this morning my PC was out of sorts
It wouldn’t even start when I put new cables in the ports
It was working fine yesterday so this could not be foreseen
I turned it on at least ten times there was nothing on the screen
I missed getting on to the factory for stuff for the cold season
But mostly I missed my friends at Rhyme without Reason
I wanted to write a poem but I couldn’t without spell-check
And I had to use pen and paper again I really was a wreck
Has Windows been bothering you about the new update?
So the downstairs one is busted upstairs I have to patiently wait
That one tells me that Google and Firefox are not responding
Maybe Windows and Google should divorce they are not bonding
So now my computer is across the road at the home of Butch
He is a whiz with computers and he doesn’t charge too much
I have many other computers in case he needs spare parts
But I hope it hasn’t lost any of my poetry when it restarts

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Elks Bingo© TonyFallon2016.

Elks Bingo© TonyFallon2016.


I went to the Elks to Bingo the other night
And while I was there I got an awful fright
I saw this girl there who looked so wild
I think she was Mary’s or Jane’s grandchild
She had red glasses and purple Hair
Her clothes were not those of a millionaire.
She had this kind of uppity composure
She came in late to get maximum exposure
To sit down quietly she was not able
As she banged the chair into the table.
Now my French fries are saturated in tea
As she cheerfully sits down next to me.
Then her bag drops and spills all over the floor
Meanwhile, I need twenty-three and forty-four
She sticks out her hand and says Nora’s the name 
And I don’t have any idea how to play this game.
I said I’m sorry I have no time for introductions
But when this game is over I’ll give you instructions.
I told her to play Bingo we don’t need a lot of scholars
And if I get two more numbers I’ll win fifty dollars
So to my Bingo cards I have to pay attention
Cause if I don’t win the fifty there will be tension.
I certainly don’t want to be denied any of my prize
Its bad enough I’ve already lost my tea and French fries.
To make the story short my numbers do come in
And when I get the fifty bucks I have a happy grin.
Now with my money won to help her I was able
She got up in a snit and moved to her granny’s table
I hope you don’t think I’m an old pervert
But she looked good from the back in her mini skirt

Roscommon’s Greatest Game by Tony Fallon©.2014

 Roscommon’s Greatest Game by Tony Fallon©.2014

In July 1962, this is now more than 50 years ago
The Connaught final was being played, far off in Mayo.
We didn’t have enough spare money, to travel so far,
And we all envied my sister Cora who worked in Castlebar.
All the experts said Galway, would be champions by dark
And expected to be playing for Sam, in Dublin’s Croke Park.
I worked with Matty Rogers in O’Connors, with the pay of a lad,          
Brendan Donnelly and I were from Rahara, we were football mad.       .
Jimmy Jones and I sewed flags of the colors blue and gold
And by Saturday evening at four o’clock  they were all sold
It was the topic of conversation, in our house day and night,
And we knew Roscommon was ready, to give them a fight.
Football was the only conversation, in the Knockcroghery pubs
The Roscommon Champion had a list, of all the players and subs
The circle round our radio, would be greatly enlarged,
And my father had the second battery, ready and charged.
The newsman said the weather in Castlebar, was only fair,
And we knew in 15 minutes, we’d hear Michael O’Hehir.
The roar in Castlebar, could be heard across the valley,
When the Rossies took the field, behind Gerry O’Malley.
The pressure kept on building, while they sang the soldiers song
And we knew the throw in, would take place, before too long.
The first half wasn’t too exciting, as they were us outscoring,
But the crowd was in the game, and it certainly wasn’t boring.
Our kick-outs weren’t long enough, they weren’t going far
And lording mid field was Matty McDonagh, from Ballygar.
A free for Roscommon, and there was not a sound in the room
There were very few misses by Don Feeley, the man from Kiltoom.
But more scores were going to Galway, and it looked like they’d survive,
And with less than 15 minutes left, they were ahead by five.
At least one Galway fan was leaving, and starting up his car,
When Aiden Brady leaped up, and pulled down the crossbar.
A carpenter with a hammer and nails, was within a few minutes found,
And fans said to each other, “this never happened on any other ground”.
When repairs had been quickly made Brady said he understood,
That it was only temporarily held together and wasn’t very good.
When the game resumed, O’Malley had been moved, to mark another foe
And for the rest of this Connaught Final, he put on a one man show.
He caught the ball, he solo ran, he passed it off; the ball is in the net,
The crowd went wild with excitement, there was some hope yet.
Points were exchanged, Galway are still ahead by two, then three
And the Brideswell man has the ball again, he doesn’t want a free.
He’s going through, I can’t stand it, my shirt is soaked in sweat.
O’Hehir screams on the radio, “the ball is in the back of the net.”
Oh mercy, oh mercy we all wish we had gone, even if we had to walk
And poor Michael O’Hehir was so hoarse, he could barely talk
The sides were now level, who could think we’d come back so far,
O’Malley to the other  Feely, for the lead, as Des sent it over the bar.
All over the world, Roscommon people prayed, that this would be our day,
That the Blue and Gold would hold the lead, and there would be no replay.
My mother knelt in front of the Blessed Virgin, with rosary and missal,
Praying Roscommon would hold onto the lead, until the final whistle.
They’ll talk forever about that great victory, below in Castlebar.

And about Gerry O’Malley, Aiden Brady and the broken cross bar.

The other Westmeath Bachelor © Tony Fallon.Jan 2017?

The other Westmeath Bachelor © Tony Fallon.Jan 2017?

left Westmeath in Ireland in nineteen eighty-three
And headed for Albany in New York far across the sea
My uncle’s wife seemed nice enough her name was Sheree
And she was industrious and always was as a busy as a bee
My uncle was a contrary man and we often did not agree
I hardly stayed long enough there to have a dozen cups of tea
I told him that I thought he was the black sheep of the family
And the next time I saw him I’d have a Bachelor’s degree.
Of course, that was more bravado with little hope of reality
I wished I was home in Athlone with my girlfriend Marie
So from the suburbs of Albany I did rather quickly flee
I hitchhiked to East Durham and got a job cleaning up debris
The owner asked me if I could paint as he was a retiree
And he and his wife would soon be celebrating their jubilee
On salary and conditions, he and I quickly did agree
My bed would be in the cottage beside the big oak tree
Things were going far better than I could ever foresee
And then I met their only daughter a recent divorcee
Peggy Lee was four years older childless and carefree
She told me if I took care of her she’d take good care of me
There were no other men around so work she could guarantee
If I taught her how to drive a car and she became a licensee
The lessons went very well until she put her hand on my knee
And told me brazenly that to my abode she had a spare key
I replied that I thought this was not the time to be smoochy
This wasn’t a Volkswagen she was driving it was a big Humvee
She said the only thing she didn’t like was my hair and goatee
And if I’d shave it all off she’d bring a fine bottle of Chablis
I went to Dominick the barber in Cairo and gladly paid his fee
And when I looked in the mirror I had to admit I did look sexy.
The daily chores were easy but at night I was a detainee
And very often in the morning I lacked my normal energy
So to supplement the food I ate I was on vitamin A B and C
I never cared for the kind of crap you see on American TV
I did a bit of radio and loved the Country Music I played on my CD
Last year on vacation she took me out to Nashville Tennessee
In the winter we went to Vaile in Colorado where I learned to ski
And on our honeymoon, she said it would have to be in Hawaii
I said “wait a minute now there is the question of my Marie
Over there in the town of Athlone in Ireland far across the sea”
She said she was a modern girl she was not against bigamy
Two to a bed was fine but she wouldn’t mind if it was three.
I think news like that in Athlone could cause wails like a banshee
That would be breaking one commandment maybe two or three
She also told me for my birthday I would get a brand new ATV 
With everything paid in full plus taxes even the registration fee
She said she was planning her parent’s party she had one inquiry
Would I supply the entertainment with my DJ stuff and be the MC
I couldn’t very well refuse this simple request and spoil her family spree
And let down my little kootshie woochie my little Peggy Lee

So I even agreed to sing a song and recite some poetry
Well the party was a blast and they danced and sang without a fight
And I was being introduced to one and all as being Mister Right
The very next evening she went shopping and left me home alone
So I decided them and there to call my other love over in Athlone.
When the phone rang her mother answered "Mrs. Mary McGee" 
And I can tell you the questions were flying I got the third degree
She said she didn’t like me she liked John Delaney aka Johnny D
Who owns a fine farm in Galway and a pub in the town of Loughrea
I asked her about her daughter, she said she’s visiting Knockcroghery
After that, she’s going to visit her uncles and aunts below in Castlerea.
So then and there I decided to fly to Athlone on the banks of Lough Ree
I never thought of all I was leaving behind until I passed through Kilkee
I took a sudden notion to go to Kerry and I met my Marie in Tralee
And we got married like Dermot Henry did in the village of Asdee. 

Remembering Brian© Tony Fallon72517.

Remembering Brian© Tony Fallon72517.

I want to tell you something before this day ends
About little Brian Fallon Howard who had so many friends
Taken from us at 14 little more than a child
But anyone who met him will ne’er forget when he smiled
He was just like the rest of us with a father Gene and Deirdre his mother
And he was surely loved by Danny his little brother.
He was inquisitive loved the color gold and was active all the time
I know I should have said orange but orange doesn’t rhyme
Of all those who loved him he was the apple of grandpa’s eye
And when God took Brian from us grandpa asked God Why?
My brother Brian was never into sports neither football nor hockey
If you asked what Alex Rodrigues did he’d say he was a jockey
But little Brian was a Yankee fan and he knew all the names
And my brother sat in Yankee Stadium while Brian enjoyed the games
For days before give a ways Brian would be so excited  
And when he got a bobble head doll he would be so delighted.
I never will forget sitting in the yard on hot and humid days
With Brian, Sam and Harry entertaining us with their little plays
They were always cycling and playing together a very unlikely three
They loved him and he loved them that you can guarantee
Grandma Rita often patched up bleeding elbows and knees
And she was one of a party who took him overseas
He left so many cousins and relatives in Ireland in sad tears
After he walked the fields that were in our family for a thousand years
My son Christopher will not forget how the doctors tried to keep Brian from dying
Who can forget the funeral home and his teachers all there crying?
But if I had to pick out two people who to Brian were superb
I’d have to nominate my niece Tara and her husband Herb
If I have left out anyone out who deserves a little praise
I’ll have to give you hugs and kisses instead of big bouquets

My Future main squeeze.(C) By Tony fallon092817

My Future main squeeze.(C) By Tony fallon092817

I want to find the kind of girl who will put me in the comfort zone.
And not be always taking “selfies” on her bloody mobile phone.
And when we are out dining I don’t want her to be dialing
But only taking picture of me especially when I’m smiling
If she’s not paying full attention I think she’d be very rude,

Especially if we’re not going Dutch and I’m paying for the food.

The Flashlight © Tony Fallon 081217 .

The Flashlight © Tony Fallon 081217

I own a hardware store and it’s not the best of times
I sell locks hinges and buzzers bells and chimes
A man asked for a flashlight I asked him what kind
He said if I showed him everything he certainly wouldn’t mind
I first showed the aluminum model used by the police
He said that was far too heavy would I have a lighter piece
The next one I showed him was plastic that was too fat
I began to think this man was Loony and talking thru his hat
I showed him the one battery model he said he wanted two
I was beginning to believe this man didn’t have a clue
He didn’t like the regular bulb now he said that instead
He’d like to have the newest kind the one they call led.
So I showed him the one he wanted which was very bright

He said it was too expensive so I bade him good night.

I love you© Tony Fallon 91417

I love you© Tony Fallon 91417


I love you more than you will ever know
I told you this, three years ago
For the rest of my life, there can be no other choice
In the middle of the night, I dream I hear your voice
In the dream, you are always by my side
And not thousands of miles away across the tide.
I think of you in sunshine or when the wind blows
I think of you when I see a tulip or smell a rose
I think of you when I see a swan or a leaping fawn
I think of you in the evening and at every dawn
Even though you are not here I often buy flowers 
To celebrate a relationship which truly ours
I wonder if you wake up in the night at three
Like I dream of you…… do you dream of me?

JUNE 1 © Tony Fallon 060117

JUNE 1 © Tony Fallon 060117

I looked at my watch and it’s just after noon
We are twelve hours already into June
I still have pains in my elbows and my knees
Tonight it’s only going to be forty nine degrees.
After all the cold and winter storming
I was looking forward to a little global warming
When I mention this warming don’t think I’m snide
Because I honestly think it’s a problem worldwide
It’s just I do not want to turn on the electric heater
And go outside and see the spinning meter.
If I can’t go swimming this week end I will screech
I had plans on being two days at Orchard Beach.


Global Warming © Tony Fallon102017

Global Warming © Tony Fallon102017


 In October 2017 the weather was unusually mild
And I wrote this poem.
If you do not believe in Global Warming

Speak to someone who is engaged in farming
Here is a remark that should make you sober
They are saving hay up here in October
For home heating oil there has been no cost
It has not been cold enough even for frost
On the local lake there are still a few swans
And I have not even thought of my long john's
There are still so many green leaves on the trees
Temperatures are often above 70 degrees.
While the weather here is unusually warm
Over in Europe they are awaiting a storm
with winds that are far in excess of a breeze
potential coastal flooding and many falling trees 
are we human lemmings headed for disaster?. 
Meanwhile the polar cap keeps melting faster
Nonetheless we have doubters or they are vague
In poor countries they often have hunger and plague
So many hurricanes we are running out of names
Forests all over the word are going up in flames 
Global Warming is often considered a fake doom
Will they believe if the ocean floods their living room?

Some leaders are not doing much more than thumb twiddling
While the world is stumbling they are like Nero fiddling
Laying blame on everybody else they are adroit
All problems of the world are not the fault of Detroit.


Face book© Tony Fallon 1/19/17.

Face book© Tony Fallon 1/19/17.

I just got on Face book there wasn’t even one message
How can I ever recover my life is a total wreckage
Yesterday someone I really loved I offended
Today on Face book she got even, I’m unfriended
Yesterday I asked all my friends to copy and paste
Not even one person did it that was a total waste
To make it worse I don’t think anyone shared
To even make it uglier I don’t think anyone cared
I got a request from a cutie who wished to be my girl friend
If I would send her a ticket she’d be here by the weekend
 I got a note yesterday from a woman in Nigeria
Wanting money because her son has diphtheria
She also said my fourth cousin died leaving an estate
If I sent her Five Thousand she’d get the paperwork straight
I won’t bother with her at all I think she’s could be a fake
Also on Monday I was notified I won a big Indian sweepstake
I don’t want the land in Africa lest the stock market should crash
No matter what happens on Wall St I’m far better off with the cash
With all these great offers I think I’ll just concentrate

On getting the money out of India before it’s too late

Barnacullen/Ballyglass Lake © Tony Fallon.011817

Barnacullen/Ballyglass Lake © Tony Fallon.011817

The lake began in Barnacullen and ended in Ballyglass
We often brought cattle to drink and Jim Menton’s ass
It was also situated in Rahara and Knockcroghery parish
And when it was going dry those were days we’d cherish
The lake was unusually shallow and the footing it was sound
It was only two or three feet deep and no one ever drowned
To have water for the ducks to swim the neighbors were blessed
And every year we could depend on two swans to build their nest
As the water, it receded leaving loads of fresh fish in pools
Few would be thinking of Rahara or Ballymurray schools
All would gather at the Lough and brag about their deeds
As they prepared to trap the pike by pushing all the weeds
You’d see rolled up trousers and legs not seen for years
And hear an odd word or two not fit for children’s ears
As we pushed weeds across the pool someone would act the ape
Because someone else was lagging and a big pike did escape.
With the footing, slippery someone would fall in the muck
And then you’d hear words that rhymed along with luck
Many pike were fried for breakfast and many more for dinners
Especially on Fridays for us Catholics then we were not sinners
We caught some fine big pike there too by rod and reel
And one time when it was going dry by hand I caught an eel
In all my days in Barnacullen not one person ever owned a boat 
But Malachy Fallon and the Higgins’s had rushes that could float 
I often got fishing advice from the one and only Mrs. Malick
The last of us Fallon’s to fish there was my younger brother Alick
While I was in New York in America they dug a long deep dike
And now there’s no water or swans and there’s definitely no pike
On long winter’s evenings and nights, there is quietness and peace
For there is no one out on the lake shooting wild duck and geese.
So now they’ve drained the lake and fooled with Mother Nature
Who for so long gave water for the stock a thoughtful loving creature
My recent visit to Ballglass was rather sad and short and brief
For instead of fish and ducks and geese now there’s only future beef
I’m afraid ‘tis ourselves and future generations we may be codding
For while it’s dry in Ballyglass, in Ballagh there is awful flooding
No more shall we see Ballyglass Lake shimmer in the light of the moon
For it's as barren and lifeless now in the winter as it is in May and June


The Carlow Driver © Tony Fallon011817

The Carlow  Driver © Tony Fallon011817

Angie McDonagh was driving alone one night
She came to a Tee with a left turn or right.
To make the right turn she felt very strong
 A voice in her head said the right turn is wrong.
She squeezed the wheel till her knuckles turned white
If the right turn is wrong then the left turn is right
So she went to the left and saw a wolf and a fawn
And she was really lost by the crack of dawn.
So she never did get to where she was going
But now she was thrilled at the new sun glowing
All through the night she had prayed to the Lord
She had seen many new things and she wasn’t bored.
So she stopped at a diner and ate breakfast hearty
While her worried friends were setting up a search party
They all should have know that Angie is a survivor
And ever when she’s lost at night a very safe driver
She has learned that directions must be black and white.

Or have a GPS that will tell you that right is right.

Monday, December 25, 2017

Christmas Day 2017© Tony Fallon 122517

Christmas Day 2017© Tony Fallon 122517

It’s Christmas Day in America and snow is on the ground
The cheerful sound of children laughing can be heard all around
I don’t know if they are happy about the snow or all the new toys
That was delivery overnight by Santa Clause and his boys

I think that jolly fat man has been hogging far too much praise
A man of his age and weight would need at least three days
All those toys all over the world must weight tons and tons
I bet many of the elves help maybe even two or three of his sons

Of course, he never talks to the press and he gets no permits
So information about his employees and family he never submits
So no matter how hard they work they never get recognition
I bet everybody gets minimum wages and definitely no commission

I’d also like for someone smart or knowledgeable to explain
How he can go across any border and Trump does not complain
That’s one person that should be stopped by the border patrol

He lives three hundred and sixty-four days a year at the North Pole

Sunday, December 24, 2017

There’s an empty seat by © Tony Fallon.2016

There’s an empty seat by © Tony Fallon.2016


There’s an empty seat at the Christmas table
There’s no bicycle thrown by the gable
The table is set but there are not enough plates
The one who did all the cooking is now in the States
This once happy home is consumed with gloom
If you ever come back we never touched your room
The hens and the turkeys don’t always get their feeding
No matter how often I’m begging and pleading
When your Mom died you filled the gap like no other
I hope the boys find a wife like you or your mother
The dog goes outside whenever there’s noise
But he won’t even play with the sad gloomy boys
He’s as lonesome for you as I am my daughter
Since you left us all here and went over the water.
Don’t forget our little cottage on the Carlow main road
There will always be open arms for you in our humble abode

Irish Arts July © Tony Fallon July 2017

Irish Arts July © Tony Fallon  July 2017

I met a cute girl at the Irish Arts
She said she came from distant parts
I thought she meant Atlanta or New Orleans
I found out later that she came from Queens
I asked what Avenue or what street
She said forget my address lets go in the back seat
I told this might be very uncomfortable in a small sedan
That if she had told me I could have brought my minivan
When she told me what she had in mind I was blushing
I’ll never forget the first night with the girl from Flushing.
What happened next in that Honda needs no description
But I didn’t need to get a Viagra prescription
She said later I hope you have no regrets
Let’s go to The Shamrock where they are playing sets
There will be John and Margie and young John Paul
And a woman from New Jersey making the call
Later we can go to McGrath’s or The Blackthorne
There will be sessions at both until early morn
I said there is no need for us to be off rushing
I was enjoying the back seat with the girl from Flushing
She was staying on 145 and she had one of those deals
Where you share a room with three full meals
Still, I took her out to Angels for the finest pork chops
And bought her wine made from the finest hops
To use her room we definitely couldn’t plan
But there was plenty of action in my minivan
She abandoned me on Friday over on Golden Hill Road
And my car was at McGrath’s in a different zip code
She is gone forever this realization is really crushing
I don’t have the phone or address of the girl from Flushing

Irish School Memories © Tony Fallon.2017

Irish School Memories © Tony Fallon.2017


My memories are not the best of days in Irish schools
With teachers breathing down your neck and archaic rules
I didn’t need rods or leathers to increase my dedication
I wanted teachers to give everyone a decent education
Simple explanations were sufficient not the rhetoric of preachers
I think the parish priest was afraid of National School teachers
I pitied children who dared to come in late or unprepared
For them, there was no mercy and the rod wasn’t spared
That child may just have seen a little rabbit or some other surprise
Instead of sharing it with others they were severely criticized
Anything happening outside school hours was not for sharing
And you were definitely going to hell if you were caught swearing.
In the National School, very few left without the hands getting hurt
And you couldn’t leave the National School before the Primary Cert
In The Brothers, you had better know all your prayers 
Or there would be ear wringing or pulling of the hairs
If they had debating teams that the only time you could talk
Or when you solved problems on the blackboard with chalk.
Many a time I got yelled at for not knowing my Latin
A lot of good it does me now that I’m living in Manhattan
We didn’t have as many rights as a prisoner in Mountjoy jail
At least a prisoner had his sentence shortened or got out on bail

The Road less traveled © Tony Fallon.2017

The Road less traveled © Tony Fallon.2017


The road not often taken is usually in the hills
It rarely is very wide and is devoid of frills
There usually are pot holes a real tormentor
With no lines on the side no line in the center
There are very few signs and definitely no lights
You wouldn’t enjoy driving here on weekend nights
While you are hoping that your car won’t lose power
You’ll meet someone doing a hundred miles an hour
In an old beat up pick up that should be on blocks
Probably has no brakes probably has no shocks
There is a cloud of dust ahead you almost have to stop
This is a gravel road with no sign of blacktop.
Signs on many trees gave the land a privacy classification
So if you stop to have a pee or anything else you’d be in violation
A deer crossing in front causes great distraction
You are going up a mountain so there’s plenty of traction
If the road was wider you’d definitely turn around
But if you slid into the lake you could get drowned
You finally get to turn around this is enough strife
It’s the last time on the road less traveled for the rest of your life.

Mother’s Day © Tony Fallon 5/13/2017

Mother’s Day © Tony Fallon 5/13/2017

Happy mother’s day to you no matter where you are
For this one day of the year, you are treated like a star
I don’t think this is fair and I’ll make my case bluntly
If we are going to have your Day we should have it monthly
Everyone's mother is different no two are alike
We are so very lucky that they never go on strike
Remember how she tucked you in with the thick bedspread
And asked you if all your books for next day’s school were read
If it wasn’t for your mother you would never say your prayers
So when you’d die you would not be going to the man upstairs.
One mother can be a baker and make the greatest apple pie
Another make an egg sandwich for which you’d gladly die
At dinner time she always made sure that you were fed
Many times she was a little hungry when she went to bed
Irish mothers try to rear their children to be first rate
Then just when they are fully grown they emigrate
Raising sons to fight and often die in a far off war
Or fighting over some girl in a New York or Boston bar
A mother never forgets her children even when they're far away
A child should not forget their mother on this Mother’s Day.
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