Saturday, December 23, 2017

Warnings © Tony Fallon72717

Warnings © Tony Fallon72717

If you shake too many hands you can get sick
If you walk more than a mile you should use a stick
If you cycle be very careful of mountain trips
You could fall on your ass and hurt your hips
In the winter if you should be inclined to ski
When you are coming down watch out for a tree
If you swim you should do it in the lakes in parks
Because in the ocean they sometimes have sharks
If there was an island on a lake that you want to explore
I’d definitely rent a boat with a motor and not an oar
Even tanning in your yard you could be caught unaware
Walking though your property there might be a bear
And of course if you should decide to use the swing
A wasp might just come by and give you a sting
If you take a drink or two you must know when to stop
For if you are driving you could be suspended by a cop
I never would have the courage to go camping in a tent
I’d rather go to the motel and pay the rent.
Everything a person wants to do outside has warnings
That why I’m still at home in my bed late in the mornings

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