Van Inspection 122217

Van Inspection © Tony Fallon 122217

Today I went for my van’s inspection

First words from Albany Total Rejection

When the battery dies the computer will forget

All of the engine readings which are  preset

Well it seems there is a solution from previous trials

Drive the van up the mountain for about fifty miles

Instead of heading back to my ivory tower

I had to drive up to Windham which took half an hour 

It was lovely even though a snow storm was declared

And snow on the road really makes me scared

So I took a few mountain pictures of this lovely place

Turned round the van and headed for home base

I didn’t know at this point if the computer had reset

If I came back with too little miles Wiley would be upset

So I took a left turn and headed into the unknown

For the next fifteen minutes I was on this road alone

I suddenly realized after another few minutes I was lost

When I came to a junction that I had already crossed

The gas gauge said very little gasoline remained

From experience I knew the tank was nearly drained

A man at a house told me I had slightly gone astray

And he had me heading for home without much delay

I made it back in one piece without running out of fuel

Everything else on the van was OK so I got the renewal

So in your time of trouble you must always persevere

The van is now inspected and is good for another year