Ba Humbug ©Tony Fallon121817
The Christmas sound is all around
There’s a snowflake in the air
Greetings abound Santa sleigh is inbound
They’ve sighted him above O’Hare
The Christmas tree is not free
The price may be startling
The odor may be only potpourri
And he’ll call you my darling
He won’t like your views when you ask him to reduce
And he has a ready sob story
Their only excuse and it may be a ruse
Is that there’s no inventory
On every street there is deceit
A greedy con or artist
When the deal is complete keep the receipt
And you will be the smartest.
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