ThePhonyAds©️2022TonyFallon0903
There are many ads on the computer looking for your cash
Expensive looking things priced cheaply but many are just trash
People cannot believe their luck at such a little amount
And trustingly give a company their credit card account
Weeks will go by, and you get nothing because nothing was shipped
When it's too late you read the little words contained in the script
When you begin to sue them, they are no longer in the trade
They are on a vacation spending the money you have paid
Each year they get glibber with the come-ons, and they grow more deft
Half off for the next hour and a half and there's not many left
They talk about Ninety-dollar AC's supposedly the best
Thirty dollars in Walmart and they wouldn't cool a mouses nest
Their fake AC is not an actual air conditioner
But while Zuckerman gets the dollars there's no commissioner
They'll tell you this new product will magnificently perform
And that it is so good it's taking the entire world by storm
There are things to save you at the pump or slow down your meter
Or promises to heat your house with an Amish style heater
The advantage of Intrnet shops no need to visit the store
Amazon eBay and others will ship for free to your door
There's adjustable glasses to help with your eye corrections
And cheap Viagra knock offs to help with old men's erections
They will tell you about Lowes having real cheap grass mowers
Plus, battery-operated whackers and cordless blowers
There is no doubt some honest internet people have great deals
There is no one getting two-hundred-dollar automobiles
Saws flashlights teeth whiteners and even ear wax removers
If you are thinking refunds, they have illegal maneuvers
The latest invention was the idea of a chemist
Who didn't break any 0ld patents and is not a plagiarist
The latest brilliant inventor is a young bumpkin named Claude
And if big business owners find him, he'll face the firing squad
Some people will buy anything that only costs a few bucks
And the present laws are not strong enough to protect those schmucks
Operating knowingly that from funds a fool is parted
Lesson to be learned the internet is not for fainthearted
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