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Each Saturday morning I'm usually the first at Garage Sales
I'm looking for bargains in electric tools like all the other males
There are many early morning bargains for the shoppers who are smart
You must be prepared to bargain this is no place for the faint of heart
Its is amazing in the sales pictures the things always look bigger
The thing is now just a spade but yesterday it looked like a digger
The VCR with the DVD recorder doesn't have a remote
And the camouflage set of hunting gear has no buttons on the coat
Of the screwdrivers there on the table the Phillips ones are all chipped
And the sleeping bag you would want to take hunting cannot be unzipped
He has forty five bottles of oil but he wants five dollars a quart
that is a robbery he should be arrested and taken to court
Many tools in a small tool box have got wet and are covered in rust
And a vacuum from far better days probably won't pick up dust
He has a saw drill and a flashlight but no battery or charger
Brand new pair of boots in a box size eight how I wish they were larger
I'm always checking out old golf woods and irons but I never buy
the last time I was playing on the golf course my score was way too high
On other tables are kitchen stuff including a portable grill
And many racks of women's clothes which may be donated to Goodwill
Other tables have new cutlery linens and towels by the score
those I do not waste any time on in fact I completely ignore
I've spent a long time browsing my grandson is sitting back in the car
so proud of the twenty dollars he spent on an electric guitar
Many times you buy stuff on Saturday which at home will not function
It's no good bringing it back to the seller he has no compunction
Some say the week end urge to accumulate is some kind of disease
When in doubt keep your money in your pocket there are no guarantees
