TheFamousBicycle©2024TonyFallon314
I pushed an old bicycle past your window last night
It has good brakes and tires but it has no front light
It's good for the roads but not good in the wet fields
It should last you forever there's two invisible wheels
You know you can't keep it its just being lended
And you will return it when this lockdown is ended
I heard your new bicycle is a prisoner pardon the pun
You need some exercise and you're too old to run
I put it in the shed so it will not gather any rust
And leave the police tag on it as we discussed
If anybody makes a fuss they'd have to be insane
When you go to town buy a good lock and chain
We do want it back it's already been nicked
If that happened again it might cause conflict
This is my good deed I don't want any reward
The camera was on so all the footage is stored
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