SomeoneElsesFault©️2023TonyFallon
I had a van you had a car we wound up swapping
You wanted some plywood so to Lowes you went shopping
That this would not end well I had a premonition
it was with concern I gave keys for the ignition
I told you the two front wheels were low and needed air
And while you were at it also check out the rear pair
Somewhere on a back road at a stop you did not halt
Now my van is wrecked and it is someone else's fault
You will never admit fault you still are not mature
You could have rented it from U-Haul and be secure
You were one hundred percent wrong charged by the police
So I'm facing a deductible and an increase
I told you no drinking you said I should not worry
How at nine the next morning could your speech be slurry
Your wife called that day and said you were driving impaired
So now I'll have no van while it is being repaired
The driver is critical so maybe detention
Along with that at least a year license suspension
Your wife asked to get the car back I told her good luck
I have keys and fob and you did not return my truck
I'm sure you think because we're friends I should be kinder
Until I see my van I have a slight reminder
I hope your car has decent suspension springs and shocks
Because I need ten bags of cement and building blocks
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