Thursday, March 14, 2019

The Question©2019TonyFallon0314.

The Question©2019TonyFallon0314.
I know you have lots of affection
So save a fairly big bit for me
I love your fine wholesome complexion
Lets meet in the library at three
You said you have one final question
You are not all alone in your quest
I also have one for this session
Am I to be second or the best?
You said I am only one of two
In the running to be more secure
For me being second will not do
Do not treat me like I'm immature.

Monday, March 11, 2019

DST©2019TonyFallon0311


DST©2019TonyFallon0311

When the clock started ringing
I felt awful drowsy
To the blanket I was clinging
And I felt quite lousy

That the clock was “springing” ahead
I somehow had ignored
I was losing an hour in my bed
Which I could not afford

I tried to look out the window pane
I couldn't it was frosted
This is just inhumane
I felt so exhausted

I hate the day and I hate the night
They took away an hour
That's not right
I'm not happy in fact I'm dour

Now that they took it away
Just sustain
This longer sunny day
I don't want to “fall back" again


Money©2019TonyFallon0311


Money©2019TonyFallon0311

There are people whom I know
For cash they have no regards
They never have any dough
They survive on credit cards

They have not been though hard times
Never saw a day of want
Don't care for nickels or dimes
Eat lunch in a restaurant

They never had to eat burnt toast
Because there was no more bread
Or be ashamed to be the host
Or ever go to sleep unfed

They never wore socks with holes
Or pants seats that were ripped
Nor shoes with worn soles
Or hair that wasn't neatly clipped

When they get a cup of latte
I feel like being sarcastic
They do not have fives to pay
They just whip out the plastic

Dollars were a man's ranking
It indicated success
Now there's no need for banking
Just Visa or Am Express.

Above is syllable checked.

There are some people whom I know
For cash they have no regards
They never have any real dough
They survive on credit cards

They have never been though hard times
Never saw a day of want
Don’t care about quarters or dimes
Always eat in a restaurant

They never had to eat burnt toast
Because there was no more bread
Or be ashamed to be the host
Or go to sleep unfed

They never wore socks with holes
Or pants that were ripped
Nor shoes with worn soles
Or hair that wasn’t clipped

If they buy a cup of latte
I feel like being sarcastic
They do not have two dollars to pay
They just whip out the plastic

Wads of dollars used to be a man’s ranking
It indicated success
Now there’s no need for banking
Just have Visa or American Express.



Saturday, March 9, 2019

Aunt Mary Kate ©2019TonyFallon0309.


Aunt Mary Kate ©2019TonyFallon0309.

Aunt Mary Kate was born in Ardmullen in Roscommon
Her maiden name was Fallon which there is so common
She was half Daly that maiden name was her mother’s
She wound up with four sisters and four brothers
If she stood outside the house of Mister Mannion
She could see miles away the lovely river Shannon
During her formative years there were great fears
As the Black and Tans fought the Irish volunteers
A few years later they heard rifles firing in the civil war
As they walked the narrow road to the school in Farmore
She met a man named Coyne and she became his spouse
And raised a family near Brideswell in a lovely house
Her children grew up healthy without sickness or disease
But without any work in Curraghboy they all went overseas
Many descendants now live in Bristol the home of many Gaels
Ten miles across the water from the country of Wales
While some went off to England to different ports of call
Others went to Niagara New York by the great big waterfall
Kathleen Tom and P.J. made it their home to live and to toil
And now there are three generations born on American soil
Some have gone farther to California and gaze out on the Bay
And dream of visiting our little island six thousand miles away
None of them have ever been in Ireland likewise Derryglad
And it is only pictures they have seen of the old home of my dad
They dress up from head to toe to march in St Patrick’s Parade
They listen to my weekly radio show to hear an Irish serenade
Three years ago when Westmeath wanted part of our Athlone
They signed many petitions and called friends on the phone
When people hear we have fifty million Irish they don’t understand
Three generations from Roscommon there’s a bond with Ireland


Thursday, March 7, 2019

Back to Basics©2019TonyFallon0307


Back to Basics©2019TonyFallon0307
Odds almost rhyme Evens rhyme

She said she was going back to basics 
And I was so happy
I said I hope you don't try people's patience
Asking them to give up the diaper for the nappy

She said I was thinking more along the lines
Of me going back to being real single
Because you seem so unhappy sometimes
Maybe try the singles bars and mingle

That was not the perfect solution
But I had to agree to the plan
It was more of a nuisance 
I don't know how to use the micro or the pan

Alas I was remiss in my mission
The security I did not provide
She was not satisfied with kissing
She wanted to be my bride

I said I'd move to the sofa
So long as she'd continue to cook
I would no more be her Casanova
But I could read up on my cooking book

She has found my limitations
I do not want to be contained
I'm not offering any deceptions
Nor do I want to be enchained

Monday, March 4, 2019

The Snow©2019TonyFallon0304


The Snow©2019TonyFallon0304


The frigid wind blew down our street like so many times before
Setting off the alarm and siren in the back of the store
This long winter has to have been one of the most consistent
The rain, low temperatures and snows have been quite persistent
It started in early fall it's been at it since October
I wish we would have just one big storm and let it be over
I have already used bags of salt and this thing called Quick Melt
I must have lost ten pounds and I've punched a new hole in my belt
I think I am too old for all this shoveling and sweeping
The only good thing about it I have no problem sleeping
With the boiler constantly going and frequent storms forming
Sometimes it is hard to believe about this global warming
I know that to many people that's a subject for review
And for many so called experts it's a subject that's taboo



Saturday, March 2, 2019

Another dream©2019TonyFallon0302


A few days ago a guy told me THE worst worst worst joke I ever heard in my life.It was not dirty just pure pure stupid. And I'm sure it took him 12 minutes to tell it and that was with me begging him to hurry up at least five times. I know by now you are feeling sorry for me, but guess what I got one tiny little idea from it and I wrote this poem. I hope you don't think it's the worst poem you ever read.

Another dream©2019TonyFallon0302

I dreamt I was driving and got pulled over by a trooper
The excuse he used to ticket me certainly wasn't proper
I was drinking coffee and munching on my cinnamon bun
I said "for Gods sake officer will you put away your gun?"

I was just about to begin my complaining and whining
He said “when I'm on duty there will be no highway dining"
He said” you know coffee or tea can have many side effects
You might start hallucinating and see very strange objects"

"With many cups of coffee you could be disoriented
If you should hit a fire hydrant your bumper will be dented"
The man in blue argued that caffeine was like a narcotic
Which could lead to going crazy or at least be psychotic? 

He reminded me the kitchen is the place to have a meal
I know this is a dream I think it's getting too surreal 
He said I was being arrested I was devastated
I asked him if my car was going to be confiscated

He said it would have to be towed to the nearest gas station
And how to get it back would be printed on my citation
He put me in handcuffs and processed me at a local jail
Then let me go in half an hour without charging any bail

When I finally did get back the car had not yet been towed
So I put the key in the ignition and I hit the road
Because my car had not be taken I did not pay a tow
I was beginning to think I was on the Candid Camera show

Later when the judge looked at the ticket he began to laugh
Right beside was a receipt that said the coffee was decaf
That's the great thing about fantasy is you can be redeemed
Where terrible things are not reality just merely dreamed