Cheated(C)2022TonyFallon1/25
I once had a real true love but now I have naught
I only cheated on her one time but I got caught
I though I would be forgiven but she's not that kind
So onto the garbage heap I have now been assigned
This one discretion began here in the Shamrock Bar
While she was on vacation over in Mullingar
I had just won the quiz show and I had a new fan
She said I love smart Irish men my name is Suzeanne
You should have seen this lovely glamourous blue eyed blond
'And after a few more drinks she started to respond
She asked if I could compose her an old fashioned ode
About the big city where the river Liffey flowed
When we talked of Dublin she continued to chatter
When she talked about me she continued to flatter
She loved my old poetry and she piled on the praise
And on this old white bearded face she fondly did gaze
With this sweet lassie I was soon becoming beguiled
It was charming when she laughed and magic when she smiled
An avid listener she hung on to every word
As the booze kept flowing my mind was becoming blurred
Next morning hung over I woke up over in Leeds
I don't even remember doing any bad deeds
Whatever happened I don't remember the details
When my wife came home she was told some wild raucous tales
On hearing my story my friend Angela advised
If you are a rolling stone you should soon be chastised
Moral of the story you have to be on your guard
Married men have to be careful in their own back yard
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