Titleix©2022TonyFallom0320

 Titleix©2022TonyFallom0320 

I've always had the highest of regard for you women

But your daughters are being cheated when they go swimmin'

You fought your gallant fight for more than a hundred years

And it winds up you are now losing some old frontiers

The regulations under title ix is just a joke

If the athlete in the next lane was born as a bloke

A man can get a few injections and a brand new bra

Say that he's a woman and be protected by the law

We don't want foreign stuff in Chinese or Russian girls veins

But a man can get a new needle every time he trains

He can go into women's boxing and punch your nose raw

Blacken both your eyes knock out teeth and dislocate your jaw

He gets the gold medal you get the short end of the straw

And those who never wanted you to succeed go haw haw.

Because you are weaker you are told to bite the pellet

For there can be no stopping of the newest zealot

The new females need a jockstrap and a place to shave

In this new United States of the free and the knave

I think it's time you women stood up and started to scream

Or very soon you'll have four men on every woman's team

He is bigger stronger and two hundred pounds is his weight

Your daughter is petite at five foot three and he's six eight

So it doesn't matter if the stoke is butterfly or breast

As soon as they enter the water she is second best

There will be new regulations at all athletics meets

Urinals in the female toilets and "lift up the seats"

Maybe create a new section in arenas and gyms

And have separate competitions for those who are shims