Friend request © Tony Fallon 070918
Today I got a “friend” request
From a poor girl who says she likes me best
The lovely wee girl was hardly dressed
And on me she tried to impressed
That on me she was obsessed
She said on me she’d like to call
In the summer or the fall
She says she loves Irishmen who are tall
She prefers if they don’t drink alcohol
And she loved hurling and football
She says she likes men who are funny
And have a disposition that is sunny
Will propose to her on one knee
And will often call her honey
I’m really flatter by her offer but I want a woman with loads
of money.
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