Johnny &the EEC© Tony Fallon 030818
If you give him an inch he’ll take a meter
That’s what Johnny always says about Peter
He never talked like that prior to the EEC
If the answer is yes instead he says oui, oui
He has a beautiful girl friend named Christina
Who he drives crazy by calling her signorina
When he’s feeling romantic she’s his only Agapi Mou
He also often asks if she’ll one day be his Frau
On Valentine ’s Day he always sends to her home
A really big bunch of roos and blomme
I often want to tell he is full of baloney
When he refers to Dublin
footballers as La campione
Everybody who is named Sean he calls Juan
The road from Galway to
Tuam is the Autobahn
He never mentions the punt whenever he’s in the bank
He’ll only talk about the Euro or the Swiss Franc
We didn’t join brixit and we won’t for a while
If we left the Common Market it would ruin his style
For the old Irish ways he is not sentimental
He wants to be known as a genuine continental
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