Friday, August 24, 2018

Birthday©TonyFallon082418


Birthday©TonyFallon082418

I got older the day before yesterday and you made a fuss
You told everybody my age that is treasonous
We long ago made a pact no ages would be revealed
And from the rest of the world our ages would be concealed
I know how to use make up and I weekly dye my hair
And I use spandex underwear to keep in my derriere
I hope you keep your big mouth shut and not let it be known
That half of my large breasts is one hundred percent silicone
I’ve worked on my figure I’ve worked out on my weight
Now because of you no one believes I’m thirty eight

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