The Garden of Eden© TonyFallon042918
I wonder if there were vegetables in Eden or just fruit
There must have been birds Adam did not give a hoot
I don’t know about fowl like hens or a duck or a drake
I doubt if there were mice or rabbits because of the snake
Adam wasn’t happy with a garden he wanted the whole farm
So I guess he thought if both ate the apple it would be no
harm
Adam may have worried without red meat of getting anemia
Eve watched her figure the first woman ever to practice
bulimia
God was very angry and would not give them a pardon
I never found out what car he used to drive them from the
garden
Most men I’ve ever talked to about Eden lay the blame on Eve
They don’t think it was for eating apples they were asked to
leave
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