Being Crabby©2019TonyFallon0114

Being Crabby©2019TonyFallon0114

There is nothing wrong with being crabby
You can write a letter to Dear Abbey
Maybe you have once more been misled
Maybe you are taking the wrong med
Do you think that your boyfriend cheats?
Are there messages he deletes?
Are you in a double bed alone?
Is he in another with your cousin Joan? 
There is nothing wrong with being crabby 
You could write a letter to Dear Abbey

At work do you feel you are being ignored?
The one with the mini skirt is being adored
Did you have problems with your mother?
Did you have problems with your brother?
Did you never take ballet classes?

Did you never wear opera glasses?

Did the teacher predict you'd never succeed?
Did you experiment with LSD or weed?
If living life in general is causing stress
And severely affecting you health and success
There is nothing wrong with being crabby 
You should write a letter to Dear Abbey

Is the music upstairs always too loud?
Are you intimidated in a crowd?
Did your date for your graduation

Forget to buy you a white carnation

Are you afraid in the subway or in a car?
Do you think everybody else is a bit bizarre?
If people sneeze will you catch bacteria?
Because you never got injected for diphtheria
When things go wrong do you feel the guilt?
When people get angry do you start to wilt?
Then there is nothing wrong with being crabby
But you must write a letter to Dear Abbey