I’m seventy four and still on my feet
I have only one desire
I want to be considered totally complete
Before I expire
I seem to know about face book
And also about YouTube
I can put the phone back on the hook
And I can change channels on the boob
I use the remote to record old shows
On VCR or on a DVD
And with a camera I never overexpose
When I’m taking pictures of me
I want to stay current up with all the trends
I know how copy and paste
If you look me up you’ll see I have many friends
Should you un friend me I’d be disgraced
I long ago mastered the reel to reel
And a headphone I can use on my ear
I have copies of Elvis and Willie and Neal
To die unable to tweet is now my greatest fear
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