Selling my car©2019TonyFallon0115

Selling my car©2019TonyFallon0115

I’ll be selling my car as you see it without any guarantees

There’s fluid in the transmission it’s filled up with antifreeze

It does not have an alarm but I do have two extra keys

I’ve had the car now for the last fourteen years

It’s not standard shift it has automatic gears

I’ve had girls in the back seat and we drank many beers

I’ve hauled home piles of wood and bags of coal

And once I broke the steering in a big pothole

To the vet I once brought a sickly two day old foal

That day they pulled me in for speeding

The speed limit I definitely was exceeding

And he let me go because of my pleading

I told the trooper I was on my way to the vet

I originally bought it for cash so I was never in debt

I never put a CD in I still have the original cassette

The wheels are originals but it has four brand new tires

The plugs were never a problem it might need new wires

It always passed inspection but the sticker soon expires

It never broke down on me so it never was towed

It took me every where I wanted even when it snowed

They use an awful amount of salt so there’s some corrode

It’s a good old sturdy car that’ll get you where you are going

If you’ll be travelling in summer it’s strong enough for towing

And it’s as solid as a rock even when a gale is blowing

It has about one hundred and twenty eight thousand miles

And on the dashboard I installed all those extra dials

And in the trunk there a whole case of many different oils

I’m not a greedy man I think my asking price is right  

Usually if women and I disagree I tell them fly a kite

But if you insult me motor car I tell you go and s***e