Well,
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And low is he who comes to tea
Without sandwiches or cake
With hands as bare as a bald head has hair
For a picnic by the lake
Even if finely dressed he will not have impressed
Whether he comes early or late
We must assume he has sealed his doom
He will not be asked back to the next tailgate
If he's a vegetarian and he comes from old Eireann
That's no excuse for his oversight
Even though he was single and a native of Dingle
The Kerry man will never get another invite
And low is he who comes to tea
Without sandwiches or cake
With hands as bare as a bald head has hair
For a picnic by the lake
Even if finely dressed he will not have impressed
Whether he comes early or late
We must assume he has sealed his doom
He will not be asked back to the next tailgate
If he's a vegetarian and he comes from old Eireann
That's no excuse for his oversight
Even though he was single and a native of Dingle
The Kerry man will never get another invite
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