The day after © Tony Fallon.112616
Like this before I’ve never felt
I’ve open my shirt I’ve opened my belt
I’m huffing and puffing
Because I ate too much stuffing.
I really made a pig of myself
On the television, I see the first elf.
Telling us all to be good because
If we aren’t there will be no Santa Clause
I do not worry I do not care
Santa doesn’t come to people with long hair
It also doesn’t help if you are jolly and fat
Better to have a stomach which is flat
If you have a beard and are over zealous
Santa Clause may be a little jealous
So at the North Pole, no gift will they wrap
And my address will be crossed off the map.
So at Christmas, if you want to win
Try not to look like Santa’s twin.
I’ve open my shirt I’ve opened my belt
I’m huffing and puffing
Because I ate too much stuffing.
I really made a pig of myself
On the television, I see the first elf.
Telling us all to be good because
If we aren’t there will be no Santa Clause
I do not worry I do not care
Santa doesn’t come to people with long hair
It also doesn’t help if you are jolly and fat
Better to have a stomach which is flat
If you have a beard and are over zealous
Santa Clause may be a little jealous
So at the North Pole, no gift will they wrap
And my address will be crossed off the map.
So at Christmas, if you want to win
Try not to look like Santa’s twin.
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