Mistaken112617

Mistaken © Tony Fallon 112617

I met a man in the Supermarket and I said Hello

His response was a little biteeen slow

I told him who I was he said he didn’t know

I said since I owned the store that was a little weird

He said maybe it’s because of the hair and the beard

Did you ever think of getting both of them sheared?

What could I say to a man who was so very rude?

I could think of many words but they were rather crude

I guessed what he had for breakfast and was probably stewed

So the next time your shopping let this be a warning

Be careful to whom you say “the top of the morning”

Had it been a pretty girl she might have said I was flirtatious

But all the pretty girls I know would have been more gracious