Barbie © Tony Fallon 012818
I know of a girl named Barbie
Who came from the town of Upper Darby
Not too far from the town of Monroe
But much closer to the hills of Pocono
She has a smile like Mia Farrow
And a better figure than Marilyn Monroe
Often her shoes are thrown on the floor
And all her clothes aren’t in the drawer
She has set ups for almost any occasion
Even for Holy Communion and confirmation
She’s still single and popular with men
And she has a long term boyfriend named Ken
That’s the kind of girl should be wined and dined
Because she’s a real doll at least in my mind
I don’t know what’s going on in that man’s head
He should pop the question and get her into bed
There can’t be much ticking on her biological clock
It’s time to be thinking of starting a little flock
All it will take is diet chocolate and a red rose
And you’ll never have to buy her any more clothes
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