The Necklace © Tony Fallon012418
They said that she was
reckless
Stole a very expensive
necklace
Didn’t care about the
consequences
Didn’t care about bail
expenses
No one came to put up her
bail
So she wound up in jail
There she had to wear a
bandana
For breakfast only one banana
She only had one phone call a
week
And only allowed five minutes
to speak
The guards were in a quandary
Should they allow her in the laundry?
There she wrote some sexy
verses
About what doctors do to
nurses
At the local hospital pandemonium
A doctor’s suicide with
plutonium
The whole town was shocked
Why wasn’t the plutonium
locked
All this could have been
prevented
If this girl had been
contented
So all you guys with flashy
girls
Just buy them a string of
pearls
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