The Super Bowl © Tony Fallon 012718
Super Bowl is next Sunday,
the biggest game of all
The final game of the season
that started in the fall
There are more concussions
yearly than in the Roman coliseum
Dead player’s brains are
studied in labs soon in the museum
We in the state of New York
At least the Giant players
should all be wearing disguises
The Jets surprised many with
old players and new skills
Rex Ryan got fired too soon
to take any credit for the Bills
All eyes on Sunday will be
trained on the legend Brady
And Belichick will be watched
in case of anything shady
It will be so exciting to see
the kickoff receiver go dashing
Meanwhile after the huddle
all the bodies take a trashing
Dirty players go for the head
other time a player’s knee
And when Brady wins he gets
congratulated by the referee
The game will be played
regardless of wind or showers
Supposed to last sixty
minutes it’ll be more like four hours
The most exciting part occurs
after the two minute warning
Six time outs and out of
bounds it could end Monday morning
The commissioner and New England are engaged in a quarrel
It will surely bother Goodell
to give Brady one more laurel
But after all the hoopla and
this Super Bowl is long forgotten
Goodell gets fifty mills a year
and old players are treated rotten
They often have to fight the
league for money for repairs
Spending time in assisted
living sitting in wheel chairs
Doped up on pills and
powerful drugs to minimize their pains
On the days they are lucid they
brag about their own campaigns
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